How Patrick Kane Spent His Summer Vacation
Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wives, and hide yo' husbands....Patrick Kane has the Stanley Cup!
So what did Party Boy, Esq. do with his big weekend? You know, the ushe: got stuck on a ladder and visited a cemetery and hospital in Buffalo, then trekked back to Chi-Town to check out a Jimmy Buffett concert and consume beverages out of the Cup in Wrigleyville. In his downtime, Kaner read the new Twilight book. Because reading Twilight books and attending Taylor Swift shows goes together like PB and J or, more aptly, like reading Twilight books and attending Taylor Swift shows. Best part: according to his mother, this is a major sign that our little Patrick is growing up. Could this mean he won't be bragging about his borderline felonies at next year's (HA!) victory parade? Perhaps. But seriously, whoever would have thought Patrick Kane would one day read a 700-page book? We can only assume Infinite Jest is next. Baby steps.
Ms. Blackhawks provides the video of Kane bro'ing down with Buffett. If you hate yourself enough, watch it. Party gets started around the 1:25 mark.