Colt Brennan! Matt Gutierrez! Preseason Football! Many Worthwhile Exclamation Points!
* This ends Monday, unfortunately. I just got the first 9-5 job of my life, so TUP is going to be slowing down a bit. Hopefully I can still write a few posts a week. We'll see how it goes.
So chill. Such a bro.Standard weekday morning operating procedure dictates that I spend my time cruising (just cruising) the Internetz for anything blogworthy*. Today's most exciting new discovery: Weezer set to plan Blue/Pink tour! Oh, but after that, definitely this tweet from ESPN Chicago. Definitely.
Type "define: blogworthy" into Google and this is the first result, I believe. And how could it not be? Two crappy/funny quarterbacks who were notable three years ago playing against each other in a double-asterisk *important* preseason NFL game? HEAVEN, as the kids say.
Here's the lede:
Set your DVR's, am I right? But it turns out that this lede is pretty, you guessed it, misleading. This is why people should only read the first two paragraphs of any journalism story: it's just more exciting that way. See, if you read on, you'll only find out bummer stuff like this:
What? Booooo. And what about Colt?
TALK about anti-climactic. Guess we'll just have to skip this one, everybody.