Zoner - TUP friend of the program - wrote a post this morning at
Pippen Ain't Easy thanking Joe Alexander for his six seconds of playing time during last night's 104-97 Bulls loss in Memphis. Hilarious, but Zoner buries the lede: with zero across the stat sheet, Joe Alexander is the newest member of
Club Trillion!

For the uninitiated, Club Trillion is a term coined by Ohio State walk-on/blogger Mark Titus. BobbyStompy once called Club Tril "the only good thing about tOSU", a stance we should all get behind.
Per
Wikipedia:
During the 2008-2009 basketball season, Titus created his own blog,
"Club Trillion", with the name referring to his stats in many games: 1
minute playing time, and zeroes for every other statistic.
So I guess Alexander didn't technically join Club Tril: he didn't play a minute, only six seconds.
Is that more impressive or less impressive?
Rex Grossman rides again!