Delusional Knicks Fans Create Worst T-Shirt Ever
February has been a banner month for t-shirts. First: "Bang Gang", a homage to the unholy trinity of bad, white Bulls centers from the 90's, capped with a perfect and almost certainly nonexistent nickname.
Now? The polar opposite. From none of the people who brought you the best shirt ever, comes....the worst shirt ever.
Yes, that is what you think it is. It's a picture of tatted up bro #1 wearing a shirt commemorating John Starks' dunk "on" Michael Jordan in the 1993 Eastern Conference Playoffs.
This is being sold. People - perhaps lots of them? - are walking around New York City in this t-shirt right now.
It'd be enough to make me sick if it wasn't so funny.
Knicks fans, delusional much?
Obviously, the first thing I thought of was Stompy's favorite post. The relevant part:
I walk into the entrance of Madison Square Garden. On the right side, there's this long photo montage of all of these notable events that have happened in the arena. Basically a wide array of concerts and sporting events. Included was this picture:As if you needed more ammunition for your "why John Starks is my least favorite basketball player ever" argument, now we have it.
The fact that he's dunking the Knicks logo with "Starks" in the same font only makes me more pissed. And, I mean, the way the "2" is faded on the back.....Jesus. How is this legal?!
Why not just cut to the chase and put "Starks > Jordan" on the sleeve and get it over with.
And that $28 price tag is so outrageous. Anyone who spends that kind of money on this is my enemy, and, moreover, whoever thought of it should be imprisoned.
For what it's worth, here's a video of the creators talking about the shirt.
H/T: No-Look Pass