Since we haven't talked about anything important at all today, let's keep the trend goin'.
Do I need to justify a post
about a TV show I don't watch? Yes? Ok, will do.
Three reasons: a) Aziz's Comedy Central stand up special was
super good, and the
Raaaaaaaandy videos are part of the Internet canon at this point, b)
Mike Schur = Ken Tremendous, the man behind one of
my favorite sports blogs ever, and c) 90'S BULLS. Anything involving the 90's Bulls is probably making this site. They're like the '85 Bears, only I don't hate them.
So there. That's three reasons.
Mike Schur and Greg Daniels - Phil Jackson. Our executive producers that are in charge of the show and lead us.
Amy and Rashida - MJ and Pippen.
Ron Swanson - Rodman. The wild man. You don't know what Swanson has
up his sleeve (probably some cured pork products and maybe some deviled
eggs.)
Andy Dwyer - Toni Kucoc. The sixth man who would run shit on any other team and we are insanely lucky to have as a sixth man.
April - Steve Kerr. When they put April in, its like Kerr sinking 3's - money every time.
Jerry and Donna - Wennington and Buechler . Ready to come in from the bench and kill it any time.
Me - Luc Longley. Fuck, I didn't think this analogy through. I don't
wanna be Luc Longley. Shit, no offense to Luc if he's reading.
Yeah, it's a slow news day.
Haha, I hate the '85 Bears.