Because it's probably better in writing: here's the money quote from the kid again on how he got his brilliant idea.
"I just thought of it because Brett Favre is the quarterback and Jesus is like the quarterback of the world," Andrew said.
I really can't get over this quote. I've read it like 15 times and still can't stop smiling.
What I really want to know: how does this make the local news? Don't they have better stuff to talk about? Don't people kill each other in Minnesota? Isn't their local government corrupt? How do people in Minnesota feel about health care? What's Al Franken up to? Could Kevin Love jump over a sack of potatoes? What about Joe Mauer's sideburns? These are the things that need local late night news time devoted to them!
All of that could have been covered earlier, but still. "Kid colors Favre jersey onto Jesus" has the newsvalue of a dead animal.
I'm just completely baffled by all of this. Good for that kid. I guess?
Somewhere in the hinterland, a poor, crippled, Vikings fan will be munching on snacks during the next game, and come across a Cheeto that's the spitting image of Favre. After gazing upon the Cheeto, he will rise up, and walk for the first time in years.
A shrine will be built for the blessed cheese puff, and millions of true believers will trek thousands of miles, making their holy pilgrimage to visit and touch the icon. They will petition the Vatican to canonize St. Brett.
A terrorist Packer fan will eventually eat the sacred Cheeto, and a thousand year war will ensue.
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I predict a miracle is about to happen in MN.
Somewhere in the hinterland, a poor, crippled, Vikings fan will be munching on snacks during the next game, and come across a Cheeto that's the spitting image of Favre. After gazing upon the Cheeto, he will rise up, and walk for the first time in years.
A shrine will be built for the blessed cheese puff, and millions of true believers will trek thousands of miles, making their holy pilgrimage to visit and touch the icon. They will petition the Vatican to canonize St. Brett.
A terrorist Packer fan will eventually eat the sacred Cheeto, and a thousand year war will ensue.
So it is written, so it shall be.
I don't know about you, but I don't want some glorified Jew who died 2000 years ago to be my quarterback.
Who is the most famous Jewish QB ever?
Joe Namath?