I haven't broken it down by the numbers, but I'd guess it's something like 5 percent of the time I write about the Bulls at the Sun-Times, I start a race war.
Luckily that won't happen today because
my post is about 2010 free agency. The future. You know, the thing that doesn't involve Aaron Gray. It's a lesson we all should learn, though. Don't make fun of white people in front of other white people. White people have feelings too, you know.
As an added bonus to TUP readers, here are the funniest pictures I could find of the three players I talk about.

Now go over to Full Court Press and
read that shiz because - as you can probably tell - I actually try over there.
Let the race war begin!!! Can't believe you let that slide.