The real story
comes from Ozzie, of course.
''I think Colon disappeared,'' Guillen said before the game, unable to
keep a straight face over the bizarre situation. ''I think immigration
is looking for him. I worry about Colon because Colon was a big-time
Michael Jackson fan. He might see the TV and cry all day long. He maybe
is in L.A. at his funeral because I can't find him.''
But don't sweat: Colon has been found (!) and he'll be on the mound for the Triple-A Charlotte Knights tonight.
I'm glad he's still alive, just so I don't feel bad every time I see this picture and laugh.
That man is a professional athlete!
The entire front page of this website features exactly zero pictures of current Chicago athletes.
Boozer to Bulls?
I'm gonna have to read up on this before I make an official stance. But if it's Boozer for Hinrich and Tyrus, I'm all for it.