Woman and A-ROD, Dumb Alike

BY DUBS

With Ricky not in, work has become exponentially agonizing. I find myself actually doing some, which is not in my daily routine until about 4:30pm when I rush to get all my shit done for the day.

Fuck Roman for causing this.

I do not do well without my daily TUP and my daily douching by, you, the TUP faithful. I try to give a different view (using facts and logic) here at TUP and in the end it gets me called “the dumbest piece of shit I've ever seen.” This is weird because I have never actually met commenter Fred, but can assume he’s substantially tanner, taller and better looking than this guy (Hot or Not anyone?):

Anywho…This whole A-Rod thing is pretty much annoying the hell out of me. And by “this whole A-Rod thing” I mean Cynthia Rodriguez.

I hate wives of professional sports stars (or bench warmers for that matter) calling foul play when their supposed loyal hubby gets caught with his pants down (thrusting back and forth) in another woman. They are professional athletes for Christ’s sake, and girls, if anything, are jersey-chasing whores.

It comes with the territory.

If you don’t want to get cheated on, WOMEN, don’t marry/date/talk to/text/acknowledge professional athletes. They are here on the planet for one thing and that is to spread whatever STI (yes, they’re infections now) to whatever girl-at-night-club lets him.

Exhibit A: Shawn Kemp. He has like 700 kids. And I am being conservative with that figure. Now A-Rod is like 50 times better looking (so I’m told) and 100 times richer. How can he not ball like MJ?

Onto A-Rod: A-Rod, A-Rod, A-Rod of all the young trim you can pull you chose this:

 
Come on. THAT? THAT’s what you chose? Anything is better than THAT. Was THAT worth it? You just lost half of your millions for THAT? Really? Shame on you Alexander Enmanuel Rodriguez! SHAME ON YOU!

Summation: In the end, all that will happen is two kids will have to split time at two different homes and A-Rod will lose half of his worth. Make note professional athletes and women, alike.

DON’T MARRY EACH OTHER!

-DUBS

Check out my new list today at Top Ten Chicago Sports. I teamed up with Mrs. Dubs for this one.