and you should probably
read it because it tells the greatest story of all-time. Just to refresh your memory..
I left out so much good stuff too. Let's run down a quick checklist
- Beau's friend told us he knew someone at this exclusive bar, so, somehow, he got us in. When we get, he proceeds to dance in the corner by himself for three hours. And he said he knew people there!
- "Hey Canada, I thought this was the American League"
- Me and Beau are walking back to the hotel, and Beau spots an open hot dog vendor, an opportunity he was not going to let slip past him. So we get some hot dogs, and on the way back, this was our entire conversation:
Beau: Man, these hot dogs are fucking awesome. I mean, they're just great.
Me: ....
Beau: Oh Jesus, they are amazing
Me: Yeah, bu....
Beau: I want another one. It's just so good. I could, like, ten right now.
I guess Beau liked the hot dog or something.
- Since there was like ten people crammed in one hotel room, a lot of us had to sleep on the floor. Well Stephens got a bed, but pissed himself at about 7am. So he gets up to go to the bathroom...
Mike: "Yes, free bed!"
...jumps directly in Stephens' urine.
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Mariotti gets his chance at Deadspin's Media Approval Ratings. Could he go under 5%? That's the real intrigue here. The lowest score so far was
Tiki Barber with 9%, I think Jay's got that covered.
Ricky- I'm currently SCUBA diving in Bonaire and thought I would check up on my favorite web-sties....great article, and every word of it is true, unfortunately, haha.....sox game this Thursday!!
Best trip of my life? I think so.