Something to read while hoping Ben Wallace gets traded.

I was the slowest guy on my track team in high school and so I feel especially qualified to write this.

10. Curtis Conway
WR, Bears

Though the Bears selected the former USC receiver in the first round ahead of Jerome Bettis, it is hard to accurately judge Conway's career. Conway stayed in the NFL for a long time, and his prime was wasted with the likes of Erik Kramer, Steve Walsh, and Rick Mirer throwing him the ball.

9. Juan Pierre
CF, Cubs

Pierre has been one of baseball’s premier base stealers for a long time, and proved to be just that during his lone season as a Cub, swiping 58 bases. If only Pierre had better plate disciple, he may just be one of baseball's best leadoff men.

8. Dee Brown
PG, Illinois

Arguably the most beloved Illini player in recent memory, Brown came to Champaign as a highly regarded recruit and lived up to the hype. While he doesn’t have much of a pro career, Brown will always be remembered as the heart and sole of the Illinois team that went in the Final Four in 2005.

7. Jerry Azumah CB/KR, Bears

Before there was Hester, another #23 who could return kicks pretty well too. While a neck injury cut short his football career, it certainly hasn't diminished Zoom's ability to spot the best dressed Bears player after every game.

6. Tony Amonte
F, Blackhawks


One of the few stars the Blackhawks had during 90’s, Amonte was known as one of the NHL’s fastest skaters. If only he had more help, maybe Amonte would have revered in Chicago.

5. Tim Raines
LF, White Sox

Few players could swipe bases and drive in runs like Raines, who was a key cog on the 94’ White Sox, a team that some believe could have won the World Series if not for the strike. While Rock experienced his best years in Montreal, he made the most of his five seasons as the Sox leadoff man.

4. Danieal Manning
FS, Bears

He may spell his name like a girl and have the football intuition of a box of rocks, but Manning sure can run. It’s the reason the Bears made him their top overall pick in the 2006 draft. One would think Manning could be quite the kick returner, but the Bears kind of have that position covered.

3. Willie Gault
WR, Bears

His world class speed may be only slightly more famous than his insistence on always running out of bounds to avoid a hit, but Gault was a pivotal playmaker on the 85’ Bears.

2. Scott Podsednik
LF, White Sox

It may not make sense to sabermatricians, but this speedy, slap-hitting left fielder was one of the biggest reasons the White Sox were world champions in 2005. After not hitting a home run in the entire regular season, Scotty Pods belted two dingers in the playoffs, including a walk-off shot to end game two of the World Series.

1. Devin Hester KR, Bears

Honestly, who else could we put in this spot? Hester has impacted every game he’s played in with the Bears, from taking back a punt against the Packers in his NFL debut to returning the opening kickoff of the Super Bowl. Now if they could only teach him how to successfully run a fly pattern.










Comments

[February 21, 2008 4:03 PM]  |  link  |  reply
rickhouse said

bulls get drew gooden, larry hughes, and shannon brown for joe smith and ben wallace.

[February 21, 2008 4:44 PM]  |  link  |  reply
Dave said

We should have gotten that second-rounder. Paxson's first trade since 2006, what a pussy.

[February 21, 2008 4:44 PM]  |  link  |  reply
stopmikelupica said

Yep. 3-way deal. I'm not sure Larry Hughes is better than Ben Wallace, but maybe...

[February 21, 2008 4:47 PM]  |  link  |  reply
Mike said

Larry Hughes is scary. I would not want to be in the same alley with him.

[February 21, 2008 4:58 PM]  |  link  |  reply
Brian replied to Mike

Frail guys who weigh 150 lbs frighten you?

[February 21, 2008 5:02 PM]  |  link  |  reply
Mike replied to Brian

Guys that have tattoos all over their neck and arms do. And for a couple other reasons I won't get into.

[February 21, 2008 4:49 PM]  |  link  |  reply
Beau said

I just creamed myself when I saw the Bulls got Shannon "Sugar" Brown, I am going to buy my first Bulls jersey since the 93 season and where it to every Michigan State game next year.....and Rickau, what about Cedric Benson on your list?

[February 21, 2008 9:20 PM]  |  link  |  reply
K. Allester said

I wish this blog was funnier.

[February 22, 2008 11:09 AM]  |  link  |  reply
Rickhouse replied to K. Allester

write your own dickface.

[February 22, 2008 12:54 PM]  |  link  |  reply
Rickhouse replied to Rickhouse

That was mean I'm sorry. I'm kinda havin a rough day here...

[February 21, 2008 10:12 PM]  |  link  |  reply
Ben Wallace said

Fuck all ya'll mother fuckers. I'm rich, you're not. Hate the game not the playa'. Peace.

One Love,
Ben




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