by Friends of the Program on January 21 at 1:12AM
Fresh off his appearance on Hot or Not comes Eddie Money, and he's back with more cheerleaders.
By Eddie Money
Week 2: So last week there was some controversy over whether or not Jessica Simpson was a distraction to Tony Romo. You know the story, its kinda fucking gay and ends with T.O. crying like the little bitch that he is. So in honor of distractions on the sidelines in Dallas, Eddie Money brings to you the babe of the week from one of the finest cheerleading squads in the free world, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading Squad.
TUP Nation meet Kandi Harris.
This is the type of “Kandi” that melts in your mouth and not your hand. ( Eddie Money does not apologize for this shitty joke. Given the circumstances Eddie Money had to do it.)
To quote Borat, this babe is “Wowie Wow Wow!” As a veteran member of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad, she knows a thing or two about distractions on the sidelines. If the Bears had this many blonde bombshells on the sidelines, Eddie Money wouldn’t care that the offense blows big floppy donkey dick, and neither would anyone else. I don’t think you can blame Jessica Simpson when ladies like Kandi are much closer to the field.
Interesting Facts:
In her Bio she wishes she could sing like Jessica Simpson.
In her Bio she states if she were not a cheerleader she would want to be a philosopher.
Scott Stapp of the world famous rock band Creed hangs out with Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.*
*If a chode like Scott Stapp can hang out with Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders then Eddie Money definitely has a shot, but not Rickhouse.
By Eddie Money
Week 2: So last week there was some controversy over whether or not Jessica Simpson was a distraction to Tony Romo. You know the story, its kinda fucking gay and ends with T.O. crying like the little bitch that he is. So in honor of distractions on the sidelines in Dallas, Eddie Money brings to you the babe of the week from one of the finest cheerleading squads in the free world, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading Squad.
TUP Nation meet Kandi Harris.
This is the type of “Kandi” that melts in your mouth and not your hand. ( Eddie Money does not apologize for this shitty joke. Given the circumstances Eddie Money had to do it.)
To quote Borat, this babe is “Wowie Wow Wow!” As a veteran member of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad, she knows a thing or two about distractions on the sidelines. If the Bears had this many blonde bombshells on the sidelines, Eddie Money wouldn’t care that the offense blows big floppy donkey dick, and neither would anyone else. I don’t think you can blame Jessica Simpson when ladies like Kandi are much closer to the field.
Interesting Facts:
In her Bio she wishes she could sing like Jessica Simpson.
In her Bio she states if she were not a cheerleader she would want to be a philosopher.
Scott Stapp of the world famous rock band Creed hangs out with Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.*
*If a chode like Scott Stapp can hang out with Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders then Eddie Money definitely has a shot, but not Rickhouse. 
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Comments
I was conned into going to Texas Roadhouse a few weeks ago - worst experience of my life. I still hate everything from that state, including this girl. But I'd take Scott Stapp higher any day.
These bios crack me up:
GUESTS AT MY FANTASY DINNER PARTY: Brad Pitt, David Becham, God, my Nanny.
In all seriousness, this chick is a bit of a butter face. The cowgirls are low rent.
Click on the giant cheerleader in the top row with the brown hair, "Natalie Woods." She's a 32 year-old rookie who looks like she's pushing 40.