Eddie Money's NFL Babe o' the Week

After an internal debate with the rest of the braintrust here at TUP, we have decided, probably incorrectly, to let the esteemed Eddie Money once again grace us with his sports thoughts. When I notified him of this, he responded with this entry, titled This Post is Cooler Then Zima. While I'm not sure that's possible, it's clearly cooler then Milwaukee's Best Light and seemingly on par with Pabst. Eddie has put his bad jokes and pictures of fat babies to the side, and now will soley focus on NFL cheerleaders, something we all will surely appreciate. Mr. Money will apparently be doing all this while writing in the third person. Do enjoy. -Rickhouse

By Eddie Money

First, Eddie Money would like to take this opportunity to explain some things to TUP Nation. Eddie Money loves to share his useful knowledge with as many people as he can, and today I bring you my extensive knowledge of NFL cheerleaders. Eddie Money has decided that it is time to bring TUP Nation the NFL Cheerleader of the Week. Each week, Eddie Money will select one NFL cheerleader to showcase, using a highly scientific formula to determine the selection. All date will be calculated using a state-of-the-art computer, which out puts just one result. Yes I know what you are thinking right now, “This sounds very scientific and confusing.” Well it is so here it goes.

This is the computer that Eddie Money uses. The steering wheel is the key to the whole process.

WEEK 1:

NFL CHEERLEADER OF THE WEEK

This week, since we are in the NFL playoffs, I will select a cheerleader whose team is currently in the playoffs.

Since BobbyStompy is a Pats fan, here’s one for you man.

Meet Quinn Kingston.

No wonder Tom Brady loves his job. Not only is he one of the greatest quarterbacks ever, he gets to look over at the sidelines and see this cheerleader, shaking her ass for him to get a touchdown.

She has danced her way into our hearts, with over 18 years of dancing experience, and a hell of a layout in the Pats cheerleader swimsuit calendar.