After an internal debate with the rest of the braintrust here at TUP, we have decided, probably incorrectly, to let the esteemed Eddie Money once again grace us with his sports thoughts. When I notified him of this, he responded with this entry, titled This Post is Cooler Then Zima. While I'm not sure that's possible, it's clearly cooler then Milwaukee's Best Light and seemingly on par with Pabst. Eddie has put his bad jokes and pictures of fat babies to the side, and now will soley focus on NFL cheerleaders, something we all will surely appreciate. Mr. Money will apparently be doing all this while writing in the third person. Do enjoy. -Rickhouse
By Eddie Money
First, Eddie Money would like to take this opportunity to explain some things to TUP Nation. Eddie Money loves to share his useful knowledge with as many people as he can, and today I bring you my extensive knowledge of NFL cheerleaders. Eddie Money has decided that it is time to bring TUP Nation the NFL Cheerleader of the Week. Each week, Eddie Money will select one NFL cheerleader to showcase, using a highly scientific formula to determine the selection. All date will be calculated using a state-of-the-art computer, which out puts just one result. Yes I know what you are thinking right now, “This sounds very scientific and confusing.” Well it is so here it goes.
This is the computer that Eddie Money uses. The steering wheel is the key to the whole process.
WEEK 1:
NFL CHEERLEADER OF THE WEEK
This week, since we are in the NFL playoffs, I will select a cheerleader whose team is currently in the playoffs.
Since BobbyStompy is a Pats fan, here’s one for you man.
No wonder Tom Brady loves his job. Not only is he one of the greatest quarterbacks ever, he gets to look over at the sidelines and see this cheerleader, shaking her ass for him to get a touchdown.
She has danced her way into our hearts, with over 18 years of dancing experience, and a hell of a layout in the Pats cheerleader swimsuit calendar.
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Comments
This is from her bio:
"Favorite Book : Women's Health (magazine)"
That's just awesome.
Hey Beau, I'm one step ahead of you. I already emailed her a link to pictures of my genitals with smiley faces drawn on them.
I wish my favorite book was a magazine.
nice work Mike, how much did you have to zoom in?
I pulled out the 100x lens. Lets just say its almost visible.
Im glad i could provide a format for genital pictures to be discussed. I love genitals.
Couple comments:
1. Her favorite dessert is "anything covered in peanut butter" my joke here is done...
2. She left after 3 years of school to
"go into the entertainment industry"
only to become a Pats cheerleader, another Ohio State education paying off...
3. She likes Nascar, the hell with that...
4. She plays basketball with her dog. Who is her dog? Fuckin Air Bud?
As much as I hate to admit it, it seems Eddie Money has stumbled across something quite sucessful. It even drew the first ever comment from Scott Phillips, what more can you ask for? I suppose this will run every Monday then, assuming Money doesn't fall into his old bad habits or laying around the house in a pant-less stupor.
Amazing and inspiring can't fully explain how i feel about this post. Well done Eddie Money.