BY EDDIE MONEYOnce again I bring to you the TUP Nation; the one, the only, the
original : Eddie Money Babe O’ The Week award. (cue the curtain and
applause)
This week I put a lot of thought into bringing you
this weeks babe. I believe that even in a shitty thing there is
something that can still be good. Because of this I went to the
shittiest team in the NFL: the Oakland Raiders. The Raiders are fucking
terrible and they’re from Oakland, which in my opinion, is a shitty
town. I spent the night in Oakland once. I left the next morning with
$10,000 in debt, herpes, and a broken clavicle. So because the city of
Oakland and the Raiders are so horrible there has to be something, at
least one thing that can save this place. And that my friends is where
the babe o’ the week comes into play.
Meet Kathleen. Kathleen has single handedly changed my opinion of Oakland.
This is her first year dancing for the Raiderettes.
I
have also included a picture of the Oakland skyline so you can see how
shitty it is. I was going to include a picture of the stadium but its a
huge piece of crap. The Raiders and the A’s play there. The A’s are
more respectable, but thats not the point.
I would have commented earlier, but the fact that "Meet the Spartans" was number one at the box office last weekend has retarded my creativity until further notice.