The two most despicable franchises in the NFL are on the top of their game right now, and an incoming top five draft pick could push them over the top. Just imagine how dominant the Cowboys would be with Darren McFadden next season, or the Pats adding another defensive stud like Chris Long, James Laurinaitis, or Kenny Phillips. These things have a legitimate possibility of happening, and would be a nightmare for the rest of the NFL.
People always talk about the Baseball Gods, but if Football Gods exist, they must stop this. No one outside Dallas could possibly root for a team owned by Jerry Jones that employs Terrell Owens. Believe it or not, Tony Romo is the best quarterback in the NFC. They’ll soon lock him up with a new extension, and at only 27, he’ll be good for a long time. Adding another big time playmaker to that offense, which they will if Derek Anderson doesn’t continue his improbable competence, would make things very hard on teams like the Bears.
As for the Pats, everyone already knows they’re dirty cheaters. The last thing I need to see is another monster on that team. They’ve beaten everyone by three touchdowns without their second best player, Richard Seymour, playing a game all year. This already might be one of the best teams ever, they certainly don't need more young talent. It’s not like they deserve it either. There’s no way the Patriots win three championships without Belichick’s video camera, and that tarnishes the entire dynasty. For all we know, Brady is on steroids. The guy sucked in college, goes to the NFL as a sixth round pick, #199 overall, and suddenly he gains 25 pounds and can throw a football 30 yards further. It almost makes too much sense. Someone tell John Clayton to get on this.
The moral of the story is this, kids: pray for Alex Smith to heal quickly, adopt Braylon Edwards as your new favorite receiver, and let’s hope Cleveland and San Fran finish around .500. If not, the next decade or so could be a disaster.
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Oh, and I'll just assume that the 'asshole' jpg file is because Eric "The Traitor" Mangini is in the pic.
Smith is going to start this week against Atlanta. If the Niners can't win that game at home, well, good luck to the rest of the league while the Patriots rule the world. Ugh.
Put all the tarnish you want on the Pats wins. What will your excuse be this year, beatch?
I like this Tom Mathers fellow.
Yup, the Pats are dirty cheaters. Cheating is why they're 7-0 this season and don't deserve any young new talent. You really hit the nail on the head.
"The two most despicable franchises in the NFL are on the top of their game right now,..."
I respectfully disagree. We are nowhere near the top of our game. Unless we are. Crap. I gotta fire someone.
Just because my team is shitting the bed doesn't mean you have to downgrade the Patriots, Gregg Easterbrook. Concentrate your efforts on something more productive, life huffing glue.
I've been close before, but Easterbrook's column this week finally made me make the decision to never read TMQ ever again.
Great article!
I think I'm in the minority on this one with you Rickhouse.
I'm just waiting for the Patriots to not be able to sign a player due to the salary cap. It has to happen sometime...please?!?!
That's the beauty of being this awesome: EVERYBODY is willing to take paycuts.
Psh, we'll get someone bigger and better.
Hell yeah! I've been rooting against the Niners all year. Laurinaitis, baby!
Also, I think Big Sey is probably the best player on the Patriots -- though, obviously, not the most valuable.